LAX TSA choir to go with intimate pat downs: why not champagne as well?

Travelers passing through Los Angeles International Airport are finding that security officers have more than a scan or pat-down for them this holiday season.

TSA is offering musical entertainment, too. Yup, it's the LAX TSA choir for your listening pleasure as you receive your intimate pat-down. How romantic! Why not a little champagne as well?

Other airports are getting into this as well. Shown above are leggy dancers at Austin Bergstrom Airport.

Entertainment along with a good pad-down. What more could a traveler want?

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