The mechanic called the surgeon over and said, "Hey doc, look at this engine. I can open it up, take valves out, fix'em, put in new parts and when I finish it will work just like a new one. So how come I get a pittance and you get the really big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon smiled and said to the mechanic, "Try doing it while it's running."
…hat tip to Wes Peterson