They drive to the ski slopes in 8 inches of snow but can’t make it to work in 4 inches of snow.
You can see a $2,000 mountain bike tied on top of a $200 car.
Halloween costumes are designed to fit over a parka.
They go from heat to air conditioning in one day.
They play golf in January and ski in June.
Their idea of formal wear is ironing their jeans.
(gleaned from a series of TV commercials by Rocky Mountain Health Plans)