Maybe that's what happend to Calvin Hoover when he called 911 to say that his marijuana was missing.
The 21-year-old Salem, Oregon man said $400 had been stolen from his car along with $180 worth of marijuana.
The robbery took place while he was in a local tavern.
Police attempted to respond to the call, heading to the local tavern where Hoover said he was located. They did not find him, but he redialed 911 to ask why the police had not shown up yet.
Dispatchers said Hoover was difficult to understand because he was driving while talking and stopping every so often to vomit.
Police eventually located the car and Hoover was arrested for driving under the influence of intoxicants.
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