A London Times headline read: Try to stay awake: the President has a healthcare Bill to pass.
From the Times report:
Warning: watching American politicians argue about healthcare can be seriously damaging to your health. Symptoms may include migraines, extreme fatigue and sudden violent urges. In the event of exposure to competing statistics — regarding "donut holes", "HMO deductibles", "reconciliation devices" or suchlike — seek immediate medical help.
Link here for more of the Times report of the healthcare summit.