A three-week driving ban really stinks

Ever been stuck with a 3-week driving ban when you were sure you were perfectly capable of getting behind the wheel?

Me neither - until now.

After a recent surgery, the driving ban was laid down and it won’t be up for nearly two weeks.

Since Valeta is enforcing the ban, it’s only fair that I have a little fun at her expense. For instance, it’s fun to put on my best imitation of a child’s voice and say, “mommy, please drive me to...”

The one we laugh at most is: “mommy, please drive me to McDonald’s for a ‘senior’ coffee.”

I will be glad when the driving ban is over. Valeta will be overjoyed when that day comes.