Pictured below is the knife selected by the Guinness Book of world Records as the world's "Most Multifunctional Penknife.”
The knife features 87 tools and 115 functions, is 8.75 inches by 3.25 inches and weighs 3 pounds.
This ‘penknife on steroids’ was made by Wenger in Delémont, Switzerland and is called their Swiss Army knife version XXL.
At a cost of $1,200 you will need deep pockets to pay for it and a large pocket to put it in.
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