Golfers quotes …

“One day I’ll go out and slice the ball, shank the ball, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next time I’ll go out and for no reason at all my golf game will be really terrible.”

“How do I do on the golf course? Well, I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.”

“The best wood in my golf bag is a pencil.”

“The greatest sound on the golf course is the woosh, woosh, woosh of my opponent's club as he hurls it across the fairway.”