Fess up, Tiger. If you don’t, the tabloids are gonna kill ya.
Kudlow’s open letter to Tiger Woods reads in part:
The storyline so far is that for some reason your apparently furious wife Elin teed you up inside your Florida mansion with one of your Nike golf clubs, and that you sought escape by hot-footing it outside at two-thirty in the morning to your Cadillac Escalade in the driveway.
But Elin kept coming at you. So you tried to slam the SUV down the driveway in racecar fashion, something you’ve probably done hundreds of times before. Only this time, for some reason, you hit a fireplug and wrapped the car around a tree.
But Elin still kept coming at you, slammin’ the club into the rear windshield. She must have had a long iron in her hand.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Tiger Woods and his wife Elin Nordegren are shown above in less stressful times. Below is a Florida Highway Partol photo of the wrecked Cadillac Escalade.
Kudlow says a tabloid is running a story about Tiger’s $100 million car crash and that investigative reporter Gerald Posner estimates that he may take a 10 percent hit on endorsement income and a total cost of the incident could be $10 million a year.
That’s $100 million over the next decade. At risk could be contracts with Nike, Gatorade, and AT&T. There’s also Accenture and the EA video-game series.
Marital infidelity doesn’t pay. In Tiger’s cast it will cost!
About that ‘long iron’ Tiger’s wife used to smash the rear window of the Escalade: some have suggested it was a 2-iron.
By the way, if she knows how to hit a ball cleanly off a hard fairway with a 2-iron, have her give me call.
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