The the National Park Service has been in hot pursuit of a pack of raccoons spotted roaming the manicured grounds near the White House, a spokesman said.
Maybe the new Obama White House dog should big enough to keep the critters at bay.
Late night comedians will be saying the coons were just after a bailout. 
And there is bound to be at least one comedian using a racist comment about coons at the White House. 
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