5,000 port-o-potties not enough for inauguration

The masses heading to the inauguration of President-elect Barack Obama could spend a lot of time in line for a port-a-potty.



What’s more, Professor John Banzhaf, the so-called "Father of Potty Parity" says 5,000 johns is not enough.

He says women, who take longer in the restroom, could be forced to wait in longer lines than men, and that amounts to discrimination.

Banzhaf says waiting in long lines is not just an inconvenience. It can trigger medical problems. He's asking the Presidential Inaugural Committee to make the toilets gender-neutral so that women do not have to wait longer than men.

So there ya have it - the rows and rows of Obama’s johns won’t be enough.

The main thing is to have enough so Obama can have one to hide behind to sneak a cigarette.

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