Why?

Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front counter?

Why do banks leave all their doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and our useless junk safely concealed in the garage?

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and then insist on a diet coke?

Why do they sell hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?

Why do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering?