Jan 23, 2008

Bill Clinton unleashed: unloads on the press

Bill Clinton is accustomed to being treated kindly by the media. Especially “Clinton friendly” media such as CNN, the network that has patronized him for the last 15 years.

When the media asks him tough questions he lashes out.

The most recent Bill Clinton barrage can be found here.

With a history of coronary artery disease, it would seem be in his best interest to calm down.

Jan 18, 2008

Make a survival kit from an Altoids Tin

Link here to a Field & Stream magazine article that shows how to pack a survival kit into an Altoids tin.

Several versions are listed so you can make one for many purposes including a Pocket Kit, Day Kit, and Wilderness Kit.

I never dreamed an Altoids mint tin could have such an interesting and useful second life.

Conscience …

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Conscience is what hurts

when everything else feels good
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Jan 17, 2008

Qees

Qees are 2 & 1/2-inch tall collectable key chain figures. The Qees (pronounced ‘keys’) are also available in a large 8 inch size. You would need big pockets to use the large size as a key chain, but then your keys never get lost.


A small collection of Qees

They have been out for a few years so maybe it’s not just a passing fad. Wonder if they are traded on playgrounds like football stickers? Or maybe like pog trading in the early 1990’s. Remember pogs? Kids gathered ‘em in by the bag full for a very short time - until they discovered how worthless they were and tossed them out.

Collecting Qees sounds like it could be fun. A lot more exciting to kids than collecting stamps and not as addictive as baseball cards. Qee links here and here.

Jan 16, 2008

Lightning strikes and rainbow in same photo

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Awesome picture of lightning strikes and a rainbow. Photo taken near Fort Smith, Arkansas.

Link

Jan 15, 2008

The "living in a garbage truck" hoax

Have you seen this hoax on the Internet, or maybe received it by e-mail?

The story of a garbage truck converted to a motor home has been posted several places on the Internet.

The postings are usually titled, Living in a garbage truck. Don’t you believe it. It’s just another hoax floating around on the Internet.



It’s a TerraCross Home on Wheels made by UNICAT. The TerraCross web site is here. The UNICAT home page is here.

The myth buster web site is here.

Jan 10, 2008

Study shows cell phone users tie up traffic

Do you use your wireless phone while driving? If so, you may be slowing traffic as well as your arrival time to say nothing of the safety of yourself and other drivers.

The University of Utah's Traffic Lab found that drivers who use cell phones behind the wheel impede the flow of traffic and extend commute times.

Prior studies have equated the risk of driving while talking on a cell phone with driving while drunk. Some 50 countries have banned use of hand-held phones while driving.

The study showed tha when drivers were distracted by a phone conversation, they made fewer lane changes, drove slower and took longer to get where they are going. It made no difference if they used a hands-free phone.

Link

Jan 8, 2008

Cooking spray helps clear snow from a satellite dish

A clever solution for keeping snow and ice buildup off your satellite dish is to put a plastic trash bag over it and pull it tight to prevent sagging.

Use duct tape to seal the bag to the back of the dish. The snow and ice will fall off the bag and give you clear reception.

If snow and ice starts to build up on the bag, spray the bag with PAM (or similar) cooking spray.

Satellite dish heaters and covers are available but you can’t beat the price of the remedy outlined above.

Jan 6, 2008

Optical illusions

These soldiers are all exactly the same height.

Another simple yet very cool optical illusion.

Solar car from Taiwan to hit market soon

A solar car from Taiwan is slated to hit the market soon, but it won't be a hit in this country.

The battery charges in just a few hours sunlight and can power the car for three hours.

It will have a top speed of 70kph (43 mph). It may work out as a golf cart but it would be a menace on the freeway.

We wonder how many will be standing in line to pay 800,000 New Taiwanese Dollars ($24,617) for this vehicle.

Link

Jan 2, 2008

The ant and the grasshopper

There are two versions of this story.
OLD VERSION:

The ant worked hard in the steamy summer heat building his house and storing food and supplies for winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and plays around all summer.

The next winter the ant is warm and well fed.

The grasshopper has no food or shelter and he dies out in the cold.

MODERN VERSION:

The ant worked hard in the steamy summer heat building his house and storing food and supplies for winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and plays around all summer.

The next winter the ant is warm and well fed.

The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are starving out in the cold.

Reporters from CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, and MSNBC show up and take pictures of the starving, shivering grasshopper and show a video of the ant in his comfortable home with food on the table.

America is stunned by the contrast.

How can it be that in a country of such wealth this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer like this?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everyone cries when they sing: It’s Not Easy Being Green.

Jesse Jackson organizes a demonstration in front of the ant’s house. The news networks film the group singing: We Shall Overcome.

John Kerry and Ted Kennedy appear in a joint interview on Larry King Live. They discuss why the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper.

Congress calls for an immediate tax hike on all ants.

The EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act which is made retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs.

The ant has no money left to pay his retroactive taxes. The government confiscates his home.

Hillary arranges for her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant.

The case is tried before a panel of federal judges that Bill Clinton appointed from a list of single-parent welfare recipients.

The ant loses the case.

The story ends with the grasshopper eating the last of the food in his house (which just happens to be the ant’s old house) as the house crumbles around him because he hasn’t maintained the building.

The ant has disappeared in the snow.

The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident.

The house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.

Hillary Meal Deal fake advertisement

This political satire button looks like it was inspired by the MoveOn organization except for one thing -- MoveOn only attacks conservatives.



An article at the link below asks if this is a shot at Hillary from the Obama campaign.

The article shows a similar Hillary Meal Deal ad that appeared on a laptop at the Holiday Inn in Des Moines where Obama’s campaign team is staying.

Obama himself is staying at the Residence Inn in West Des Moines so he’s probably not guilty. It was likely someone on the Obama team having a little fun at Hillary’s expense.

Link

Dec 30, 2007

In the classroom

TEACHER: Jonathan, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

JONATHAN: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

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TEACHER: James, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

JAMES: A teacher.

McCow


They’ll advertise anywhere!

Dec 29, 2007

Flight from Oregon to Idaho in lawn chair

A 47-year-old Oregon man took his lawn chair up to 13,000 feet and almost landed in Idaho.

He was able to fly 193 miles at 13,000 feet by attaching 105 balloons to his lawn chair, each 4 feet round, in an attempt to fly from Bend, Oregon to Idaho

Bundled together, the 105 balloons rose three stories high.

He didn’t quite make it to Idaho. The lawn chair landed in a farmer's field in Eastern Oregon

The lawn chair pilot carried with him a global positioning system device, a two-way radio, a digital camcorder and a cell phone. No mention of a parachute.

Link

Dec 28, 2007

Least memorable celebrities of 2007

The following is our list of 2007’s least memorable celebrities:


Most annoying celebrity of the year - Rosie O’Donnell


Worst dressed celebrity of the year - Nick Nolte


Political hack of the year - Michael Moore

The following tied for the least memorable celebrities with the most news coverage in 2007:


Anna Nicole Smith


Paris Hilton


Britney Spears


O. J. Simpson

400 prominent scientists disputed warming claims in 2007

More than 400 prominent scientists disputed man-made global warming claims this year. This debunks the Al Gore “consensus” claim.

Even some in the establishment media now appear to be taking notice of the growing number of skeptical scientists.

In October, the Washington Post Staff Writer Juliet Eilperin conceded the obvious, writing that climate skeptics "appear to be expanding rather than shrinking." Many scientists from around the world have dubbed 2007 as the year man-made global warming fears “bites the dust.”

This blockbuster Senate report lists the scientists by name, country of residence, and academic/institutional affiliation. It also features their own words, biographies, and weblinks to their peer reviewed studies and original source materials as gathered from public statements, various news outlets, and websites in 2007.

This new “consensus busters” report is poised to redefine the debate.

It must be noted, however, that as long as the liberal media continues to worship at the feet of Al Gore, this may not become common knowledge until the earth begins to swing back into a cooling cycle as it did in the 1970’s as reported in Newsweek here.

Link here and here.

Dec 22, 2007

Dutchman built a modern day Noah’s Ark

Johan Huibers, a 47-year-old man from Schagen, 30 miles north of Amsterdam, is building a modern day Noah’s ark. This working model will be a fifth the size of the Biblical ark.

When the ark is finished in September, he plans to set sail through the interior waters of the Netherlands.

The ark is being built of American cedar and Norwegian pine rather than gopher wood.

Mr Huibers plans to charge people to tour the boat and said a drink (soft drink we presume) and religious pamphlet will be included in the admission pricthe project to break-even financially.

The total cost of the project is estimated to be just under 1m euros (£0.7m; US$1.2m) and was funded with bank loans.

Link

Dec 21, 2007

Santa outsourced again this year

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Dec 20, 2007

Christmas card arrives 93 years late

Talk about slower than Christmas: a Christmas card sent from Alma, Nebraska in 1914 finally arrived in Oberlin, Kansas 93 years later.

It’s a mystery where it spent most of tha last century, Oberlin Postmaster Steve Schultz said. “It’s surprising that it never got thrown away. How someone found it, I don’t know.”

Link

Last minute decorating for Christmas

Dec 18, 2007

Kodak Instamatic 100 camera from 1963

Remember the Kodak Instamatic cameras that came out in the early 1960’s?

They were easy to use and probably introduced countless thousands of people to snapshot photography who otherwise may never have owned a camera.

The hallmark of this camera was its easy loading system. Film was incased in a cartridge that could be popped in and out of the camera without fear of exposing the film to light.

For indoor snapshots you placed a flashcube into the socket on top of the camera.

It had a fairly slow shutter speed so action shots were difficult at best.

Instead of a standard 50mm lens, the Instamatic had a wide angle 38mm lens, which helped to produce somewhat presentable pictures by pushing the subject back.

The camera was hugely popular in the 1960’s. It is estimated that millions of Instamatic-type cameras were made.

Based on the number of cameras sold, it is safe to say the 1960’s Instamatic camera took more mediocre pictures than any other camera in history.

I was well into 35mm cameras when the Kodak Instamatic was introduced. To me, the Instamatic was little more than a toy. My photography friends and I enjoyed referring to the tacky little Instamatic as the ‘Insta-ma-tac’ - with emphasis on the last syllable.

In my view, its only saving grace was that someone on a trip without a camera could go into most any store, plunk down fifteen bucks for a camera and a couple of film cartridges. My reasoning was that in a pinch, so-so pictures were better than no pictures at all.

Dec 9, 2007

New York City may ban horse drawn carriages

One New York City councilman plans to introduce a bill that will ban horse-drawn carriages in the city.

The horse-drawn carriages that clip clop around Central Park, like the one shown here, could be a thing of the past if animal activists have their way.

It’s a good thing New York City didn’t have those same activists before motor vehicles came into use.

Link

Dec 8, 2007

CompUSA stores to close after the holidays

CompUSA throws in the towel.

Computer retailer CompUSA plans to close all its stores after the holidays.

CompUSA, owned by the Mexican based firm Grupo Carso SA, has 103 stores in 68 markets.

In recent years, CompUSA has struggled against other big-box retailers such as Best Buy and Internet-based companies such as CDW.

CompUSA was founded in 1984 and rose to national prominence under the guidance of Nathan Morton.

As chairman and CEO, Morton led CompUSA from two stores and $60 million in sales as SoftWarehouse to its standing as a multibillion-dollar national retailer in less than five years.

Link

Electronic toilet paper dispenser

Wave your hand under this gadget and it will give you five sheets of toilet paper.

Kimberly-Clark is developing this oddity. They feel that most people will be satisfied with five sheets and use 20 percent less toilet paper.

I say: gimme a break!

The new product research team at Kimberly-Clark really do need to get out more!

Link

Dec 4, 2007

Police unmanned spy planes to fly over American cities?

Two police departments, the Miami-Dade police department and the Houston police department, were given permission by the FAA to experiment with the drones.

Houston has already begun testing. The photo shows a Houston Police Department drone flying over the city.

The Houston unmanned plane project was intended to be secret but KPRC Channel 2 took the photo shown here.

This may be a common sight in the sky over major U.S. cities in the future.

Link here and here.

Take a college course by cell phone in Japan

There is a mobile phone college class available in Japan.

Japanese already use cell phones to shop, read novels, exchange e-mail, search for restaurants and take video clips. Now, they can take a university course.

Cyber University, the nation's only university to offer all classes only on the Internet, began offering a class on mobile phones Wednesday on the mysteries of the pyramids.

Link

Polar bears on the brink? Only in the minds of warming alarmists

In the 1970’s the planet was in a cooling cycle. That’s when many people tried to alarm us that we were going into another ice age.

Now we are in a warming cycle just as our planet has done many times before. It’s just that this time Al Gore has found a way to make money with ‘carbon credits’ and become famous at the same time by scaring the bejabbers out of us.

There is an article at the link below titled: 'Polar bears on the brink? Don't you believe it.'

The article is about filming polar bears near Churchill, the so-called Polar Bear Capital of the world, located on the banks of Hudson Bay in Manitoba, Canada.

Now it’s not only polar bear watchers who come flocking to Churchill.

With the clamor over global warming, it has become a magnet for an army of environmentalists and climatologists who have given Churchill an air of impending doom.

The Arctic ice-cap is shrinking fast, is their message, and as it disappears, so too will the polar bears.

Today, the polar bear population may hover healthily around 25,000 (they live in Russia, Alaska, Greenland, Norway and Canada).

Yet, we are repeatedly warned, if the planet continues to overheat at the present rate, within four decades our biggest carnivore will be extinct, starved to death as its natural hunting grounds disappear.

"Come up and see them while you still can," is the gist of their depressing refrain.

The photo below is that now-famous photograph of polar bears appearing to be stranded on an Arctic ice-flow, melting faster than ice-cream on a muggy day.

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For a while, this picture became a powerful symbol of the perils of global warming - until it was revealed to have been taken three years ago and during the height of summer!

Link

Monkey beats college students in computer game

A young chimp beat college students in computer “game”.

Think you're smarter than a fifth-grader? How about a 5-year-old chimp?

Japanese researchers pitted young chimps against human adults in tests of short-term memory, and overall, the chimps won.

One memory test included three 5-year-old chimps who'd been taught the order of Arabic numerals 1 through 9, and a dozen human volunteers.

They saw nine numbers displayed on a computer screen. When they touched the first number, the other eight turned into white squares. The test was to touch all these squares in the order of the numbers that used to be there.

Results showed that the chimps, while no more accurate than the people, could do this faster.

Link

Dec 3, 2007

Cell phone subscriptions equal to half the global population

The number of global cellular subscriptions is now equivalent to half the planet's total population!

Subcriptions have surpassed the 3.3 billion mark, a staggering achievement for any electronics product.

Growth is so fast, cell phones are already ingrained with otherwise impoverished countries such as China and India, with some tentative steps being made into Africa

National economies have in some cases benefited greatly: much of Finland's financial health is dependent on Nokia, and among South Korea's corporate giants are Samsung and LG.

Link here and here.

She won’t have babies because they're not eco friendly

A British woman believes pregnancy is bad for the environment so she had an abortion 10 years ago and later was sterilized.

She feels that having babies is not eco friendly because they would raise her carbon footprint.

If her mother had felt the same way, this British lady wouldn’t have a carbon footprint to worry about.

Link

Dec 2, 2007

Scotland has a stunning new slogan

Airport signs in Scotland say: "the best small country in the world."

After spending six months and $282,000 on a new slogan, Scottish tourism officials have come up with ... "Welcome to Scotland".

Stunning indeed!

Seems to us they could have saved a lot of time and money by consulting with a Wal-Mart greeter.

Link

Dec 1, 2007

Tossing Christ out of Christmas

Are you tired of those who want to take Christ out of Christmas so that less than 10%of the population won’t be offended?

If you’re one of the more than 90% of us who resent the secular political correctness of those who want us to stop using the word Christmas, because it contains the name of Christ, you will enjoy Stuart Shepard’s Stoplight video.

Click here then click on the red stoplight.

Nov 26, 2007

Hillary slips behind Republican White House candidates in poll

A recent poll turns up results unfavorable to Hillary Rodham Clinton (pictured).

Democrat Hillary Clinton would lose to all major Republican White House candidates, according to a hypothetical election matchup poll Monday, reversing her months of dominance over potential 2008 challengers.

The Zogby International poll was the latest sign that withering attacks on the former first lady were chipping away at her opinion poll leads just 38 days before the Iowa caucuses, the first party nominating contests.

In the new survey, Clinton trailed Senator John McCain 42 percent to 38 percent, former New York mayor Rudolph Giuliani by 43 percent to 40 percent and former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney by 43 percent to 40 percent.

Link

Nov 25, 2007

Bill came due at University of Nebraska

Everyone knew it would happen. It seemed almost anticlimactic.

Bill Callahan (upper picture) was fired as Nebraska's coach Saturday, his four-year stay marked by the most embarrassing losses at a football program once among the mightiest in the nation.

Interim athletic director and Nebraska great Tom Osborne (lower picture) announced the dismissal one day after the Cornhuskers ended the season at 5-7 following a 65-51 loss at Colorado. They squandered an 11-point halftime lead by allowing 34 consecutive points.

It will cost the university more than $3.1 million to buy out Callahan's contract, which was to run through the 2011 season.

The contract was signed in September before a series of the most lopsided losses in decades and the firing of athletic director Steve Pederson, who hired Callahan.

The meeting between Callahan and Osborne only lasted for five minutes.

That’s all it took - five minutes for Osborne to send Callahan and his assistants packing after dragging the once proud and mighty Husker football program down to a 45-year low.

Osborne’s next task will be to find a new head football coach.

LSU defensive coordinator Bo Pelini and Buffalo coach Turner Gill are the names mentioned most often to fill one of college football's glamour jobs.

Pelini was defensive coordiantor and Gill was quarterbacks coach at Nebraska. They both left when Callahan arrived.

Link

Nov 23, 2007

Hourglass clock

The maker says (after doing a spell check to make a correction):

This hourglass shaped clock displays minutes on the top and hours at the bottom, with an attractive second rotating timer displayed on the upper surface. This attractive and unusual looking clock would look great in the kitchen.

Yes, it would work in the kitchen nicely. Guests would think it was an egg timer.

Should make a good conversation piece. You could have guests try to guess what it is, and then have them guess how read the time displayed by the clock.

Link here.

Do animals blush?

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Man is the only animal that blushes

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Puter toon

Nov 21, 2007

Man as ‘Industrial Palace’ on 1926 Fritz Kahn poster

German author and artist Fritz Kahn made this poster in 1926 depicting the human body as an ‘industrial palace’ by turning it into a complicated chemical plant using metaphors of 1920’s industrial life.



I find Kahn’s almost morbid ‘dream’ anatomy very interesting. His mechanical visualization of the inner workings of the human body reminds me of a somewhat similar illustration I loved to look at when I was in the fourth grade.

I stumbled across a ‘mechanical inner man’ illustration in an old three-volume encyclopedia in the school library. It was less complicated than the Kahn poster (pictured) but as a fourth grader I was intrigued by it and often drew my own versions (wish I’d kept those drawings).

More on Kahn’s ‘body machines’ here.

Nov 20, 2007

Hot oil turkey fryers are potentially very dangerous

There is a video demonstration at the link below showing just how hazardous a hot oil turkey fryer can be.

Most fryers do not have thermostats and can easily overheat causing the cooking oil to combust. Most fryers will tip over easily.

When lowering a frozen turkey into the fryer the difference in temperature can cause a boil over and the spilled hot oil will catch fire from the burner.

Putting too much oil in the fryer will cause a spill over when the turkey is lowered into the fryer.

Turkey fryers should always be used outdoors, away from buildings and never on wooden decks or patios.

Have a save Thanksgiving without a turkey fryer fire.

Link

Nov 19, 2007

Shoe manufacturer CROCS sued by investors

A class action lawsuit has been filed against the maker of CROCS footwear (product sample shown in photo).

The suit alleges that the company and certain of its officers and directors violated federal securities laws.

Specifically, defendants issued materially false and misleading statements and failed to disclose:

(i) that CROCS was experiencing significant distribution problems in Europe as it had moved distribution facilities and was experiencing distribution problems in Japan with a third-party distributor, causing the Company to lose tens of millions of dollars in sales.

(ii) that the Company's sales were being negatively impacted by seasonal conditions as consumers reduced purchases of the Company's products in cold weather climates.

(iii) that the Company's inventory levels were building far beyond historic levels as sales began to slow and the Company's sales began to be impacted by seasonality.

(iv) based on the foregoing, Defendants lacked a reasonable basis for their positive statements about the Company, its earnings and prospects.

Further, back in June Crocs (NASADQ: CROX) insiders were dumping their stocks which fell from $74.75 per share to $47.74 per share during the third quarter of 2007.

Executives and board members of the company are accused of selling a total of $58 million in stock in the third quarter.

Link here and here.

Nov 18, 2007

Hot Dr Pepper ads from the 1960’s



These are Dr Pepper advertisements from the 1960’s suggesting a new way to serve the beverage - hot.

The larger advertisement says hot Dr Pepper is “devilishly different.”

If you have a “sweet tooth” you may like hot Dr Pepper because it tastes much sweeter when served hot.

Click here for a YouTube video of an old TV ad for hot Dr Pepper. The 1960’s magazine ad for hot Dr Pepper is here.

Nov 17, 2007

Man in Nacho Libre mask robs convenience store

Police are looking for a man they say robbed a Genesee County convenience store near Flint, Michigan wearing a wrestling mask like one seen in the Jack Black comedy "Nacho Libre."

The robber got away with a small amount of cash.

Police say a clerk thinks the same man was in the store about 10 minutes before the robbery, wearing different clothes.

In the movie, Black's character wears a red and aqua wrestling suit. He plays a cook in a Mexican orphanage who moonlights as a masked wrestler.

Link

Nov 9, 2007

Ocean waves spray paint art


Click here to watch a two minute video of this painting made with spray can paint.

Green tour boat coming to San Francisco in 2009

There is an article at the link below that says a solar ferry (pun intended) boat will be coming to San Francisco in 2009.

In two years, tourists will likely be traveling to Alcatraz on green energy.

Australia's Solar Sailor has come up with a way to make large solar panels that can also act like sails.

Put one or more of the sails on a boat and the boat gets converted into a hybrid. The boat still has a diesel engine, but it mostly gets around on wind or sun power.

A tour boat in Sydney Harbor has an array of eight small solar sails.

The San Francisco boat (pictured) will likely be able to go several knots on wind power alone.

The sail on the San Francisco boat will approximately be 15 meters high. The boat will only have one sail. The Sydney boat has eight shorter sales that can be sailed in unison or individually. Computer studies, however, convinced Dane that the best design involves only one or two sails.

Link

Nov 8, 2007

Pacific Ocean whipped into froth near Sydney

Last August the Pacific Ocean foamed from a beach near Sydney, Australia.

Foam swallowed an entire beach and half the nearby buildings in a freak display of nature at Yamba in New South Wales.

It was as if someone had poured tons of coffee and milk into the ocean, then switched on a giant blender.

One minute a group of teenage surfers were waiting to catch a wave, the next they were swallowed up in a giant bubble bath. The foam was so light that they could puff it out of their hands and watch it float away.

It stretched for 30 miles out into the Pacific in a phenomenon not seen at the beach for more than three decades.

Scientists explain that the foam is created by impurities in the ocean, such as salts, chemicals, dead plants, decomposed fish and excretions from seaweed.

All are churned up together by powerful currents, which cause the water to form bubbles.

Link